HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY! Today was my mums birthday so we hired a cook to do the dinner. Asians are obsessed with seafood, we had lobster, abalone (the size of my palm!@_@), some black looking thingy that came from the sea and apparently very good for you, and shark fin soup (my favourite).
Sometimes during the day I would suddenly get depressing thought about how boring life is. I spend hours a day staring into the mirror looking at what people call "minor" imperfections but to me they seem huge, so I then obsess over ways to get rid of them. I have now found a new way to torment myself by weighing myself before and after dinner...crap. ive gained one kilo this week. I am now 43.5kg. Im going to skip recess and lunch each day until i go back to 42kg.
My "plastic surgery" for this year is:

• braces for top and bottom teeth
• getting the tiny mole on my upper lip removed
• getting white dots around my eye removed
• Eyelash extensions
• Get rid of stupid black haggy looking eyes
• make knees look whiter
• make waist smaller
• get rid of thigh fat
• do they do plastic surgery for noses at my age? ( MY FRIENDS NICKNAMED ME AN IBIS FOR FUCK SAKE!)